It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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honey bunches of taint.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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