Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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