nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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