So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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