Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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