The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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