brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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