Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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