Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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