: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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