That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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