the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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