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I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"

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(407): I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt" http://tfl.nu/48bw

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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?

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(719): just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am? http://tfl.nu/1xol

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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.

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(772): The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again. http://tfl.nu/7v1u

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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.

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(903): Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later. http://tfl.nu/bq2x

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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.

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(860): Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it. http://tfl.nu/iun7

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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(717): i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does. http://tfl.nu/p0z8

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...

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(250): Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls... http://tfl.nu/1wve

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(406): View more from Montana

We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.

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(406): We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class. http://tfl.nu/2kxo

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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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(916): I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up http://tfl.nu/ccq8

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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?

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(610): Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen? http://tfl.nu/hze5

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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again

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(704): Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again http://tfl.nu/mnjw

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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.

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(941): Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants. http://tfl.nu/rame

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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving

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(406): Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving http://tfl.nu/p7rm

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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.

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(513): Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants. http://tfl.nu/xbb5

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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder

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(705): All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder http://tfl.nu/9ns2

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