quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Please don't give away my fajitas
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