The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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