Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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