eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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