If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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