I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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