i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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