He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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