i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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