I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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