She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have feelings that need drinking.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
All the doctor said was why
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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