spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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