Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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