You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
