Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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