Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
that may or may not have been my penis.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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