Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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