I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
is wine microwaveable?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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