I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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