its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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