marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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