he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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