Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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