she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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