I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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