Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.