my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.