the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.