Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.