So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
