Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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