Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I think your dad took our porno
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Shame - the story of my life.
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