Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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