Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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