the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I want to make a zoo with you.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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