STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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