They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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