I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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