we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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