you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
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i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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