Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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