Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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