Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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