no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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