So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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